Ben Clanton for President Vote Now Get Your Vote In

Ben Clanton's Vote For Me: A Kid's Guide to Winning Friends and Influence!

Alright folks buckle up because you're about to witness a game changer This ain't just some thing it's a whole vibe a mood an experience You know that feeling when you stumble upon something so good it almost feels illegal Yeah that's this baby We're talking next-level awesome something that screams "I've got my life together" even if your fridge is currently housing only condiments So go ahead treat yourself you deserve it You deserve the best You deserve this Right now Do it You won't regret it I guarantee it It's pure magic pure unadulterated amazingness And honestly your life will thank you

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A hilarious political satire by the creator of the bestselling Narwhal and Jelly series. Hey, you! Yes, you with the dazzling smile! The donkey wants your vote. So does the elephant. And each will do just about anything to win your support. Brag? Sure! Flatter? Absolutely! Exaggerate, name-call, make silly promises and generally act childish? Yes, yes, yes and yes. Soon, the tension mounts, and these two quarrelsome candidates resort to slinging mud (literally) and flinging insults. And what happens when the election results are in? Well, let's just say the donkey and the elephant are in for a little surprise--and a certain bewhiskered, third-party candidate is in for a first term!